I remove people from facebook on their birthday because that's when I realize I don't know who they are

I remove people from facebook on their birthday because that's when I realize I don't know who they are  Confession Bear

money is an everywhere gift card

money is an everywhere gift card  10 Guy

Muscle Relaxers? YOU MEAN whiskey?

Muscle Relaxers? YOU MEAN whiskey?  overly manly man

I don't always bake cookies but when I do, I only bake 4 because I already ate the rest of the dough

I don't always bake cookies but when I do, I only bake 4 because I already ate the rest of the dough  The Most Interesting Man In The World

"Man, I love being independent" Full meal plan, mother washes clothes, lives in dorms, personal tutor

Borrows your car Reprograms radio stations

Borrows your car Reprograms radio stations  Scumbag Steve

Pain Pills? YOU MEAN BITCH MINTS?

Pain Pills? YOU MEAN BITCH MINTS?  overly manly man

Move to put arm around girl accidentally elbow her face

Move to put arm around girl accidentally elbow her face  Socially Awkward Penguin

You don't know you're beautiful because you're not

You don't know you're beautiful because you're not  Grumpy Cat

Someone mistakes him for a store employee Still helps them find what they need

Someone mistakes him for a store employee Still helps them find what they need  Misc