Yells at you to pay attention goes off course and talks about personal life

Yells at you to pay attention goes off course and talks about personal life  Unhelpful High School Teacher

My love is like a candle Because If you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground

My love is like a candle Because If you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I'll have you know, I got my paycheck today and paid all my bills And I still have $20 left over

I'll have you know, I got my paycheck today and paid all my bills And I still have $20 left over  Tough Spongebob

I think people who find IKEA furniture hard to assemble ARE STUPID

I think people who find IKEA furniture hard to assemble ARE STUPID  Confession Bear

I'll have you know, I built an IKEA Dresser all on my own And only said fuck 28 times.

I'll have you know, I built an IKEA Dresser all on my own And only said fuck 28 times.  Tough Spongebob

you're not allowed soft drink in class except me and my diet coke

you're not allowed soft drink in class except me and my diet coke  Unhelpful High School Teacher

millions of years ago dinosaurs could've been having sex right in your front yard

millions of years ago dinosaurs could've been having sex right in your front yard  10 Guy

roses are red, violets are fucking purple

roses are red, violets are fucking purple  Grumpy Cat

didn't get sick during my holiday vacation got the flu when it was time to go back to work

didn't get sick during my holiday vacation got the flu when it was time to go back to work  Success Kid

A Man hit me once I was the last baby he ever delivered.

A Man hit me once I was the last baby he ever delivered.  overly manly man