If you accidently close a tab CTRL+SHIFT+T reopens it

If you accidently close a tab CTRL+SHIFT+T reopens it  Actual Advice Mallard

Things don't feel cold because they're cold things feel cold because they're making me colder

Things don't feel cold because they're cold things feel cold because they're making me colder   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Oh you're reading a book? That's nice. Let me distract you with another thought so you can forget that WHOLE page you just read.

Oh you're reading a book? That's nice. Let me distract you with another thought so you can forget that WHOLE page you just read.  Scumbag Brain

I ACTUALLY ENJOY COOKING FOR MY HUSBAND BUT ACT LIKE IT'S A PAIN, SO HE FEELS GUILTY AND DOES MORE ERRANDS AROUND THE HOUSE

I ACTUALLY ENJOY COOKING FOR MY HUSBAND BUT ACT LIKE IT'S A PAIN, SO HE FEELS GUILTY AND DOES MORE ERRANDS AROUND THE HOUSE  Confession Bear

Place toothpick under toenail kick wall

Place toothpick under toenail kick wall  Insanity Wolf

I really don't want to eat at olive garden but i got a 50 dollar gift card

I really don't want to eat at olive garden but i got a 50 dollar gift card  First World Problems

This salsa is labeled "hot" But tastes more like "mild"

This salsa is labeled

tell new girlfriend's dad you've heard a lot of interesting things about him entire family thinks I'm making sarcastic reference to his countless unspoken extramarital affairs

tell new girlfriend's dad you've heard a lot of interesting things about him entire family thinks I'm making sarcastic reference to his countless unspoken extramarital affairs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Orders $40 worth of pizza for delivery "Sorry bro can't tip I'm broke"

Orders $40 worth of pizza for delivery

What channel is The Netflix Caption 5 goes here

What channel is The Netflix   Caption 5 goes here  Grandma finds the Internet