Childhood Question WTF are these? Survived voldemort twice.

Childhood Question WTF are these? 
Survived voldemort twice.  Ash Ketchum survived!

I don't have a short temper I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

I don't have a short temper  I just have a quick reaction to bullshit   I dont have a short temper...

If Eve doomed the human race for an apple What would she do for a klondike bar?

If Eve doomed the human race for an apple What would she do for a klondike bar?  Philosoraptor

Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib

Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib   drunk baby

We have recently become acquainted, and this might seem irrational but here are the numerals by which to contact me. Use them perchance?

We have recently become acquainted, and this might seem irrational but here are the numerals by which to contact me.  Use them perchance?  Joseph Ducreux

they ignored my friend requests i ignored their cries for mercy

they ignored my friend requests i ignored their cries for mercy  Karate Kyle

Oh god that red dot is back

Oh god that red dot is back  Horrorcat

You call it kidnapping i call it surprise adoption

You call it kidnapping i call it surprise adoption  Insanity Wolf

I watched a vampire movie once My favorite character was the sun.

I watched a vampire movie once  My favorite character was the sun.   Grumpy Cat

First semester: Pre-Med Second semester: Creative Writing

First semester: Pre-Med Second semester: Creative Writing   College Freshman