I don't always take out the recycling but when I do I look like a raging alcoholic

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do I look like a raging alcoholic  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Picked girlfriend up She was actually ready when I got there

Picked girlfriend up She was actually ready when I got there  Success Kid

went to hockey game with sister got on kiss cam

went to hockey game with sister got on kiss cam  Socially Awkward Penguin

"That's great dear" Is GRANDMA'S VERSION OF COOL STORY BRO

Vietnamese food should be called "Vietnoms"

Vietnamese food  should be called

Instead of pressing Ctrl+alt+del then clicking the task manager button You can press CTRL+Shift+esc to open task manager directly

Instead of pressing Ctrl+alt+del then clicking the task manager button You can press CTRL+Shift+esc to open task manager directly  Actual Advice Mallard

You say restraining order i say long distance relationship

You say restraining order i say long distance relationship  Overly Attached Girlfriend

One Does Not Simply Look cool while running with a backpack

One Does Not Simply Look cool while running with a backpack  Boromir

stole answer key for final exam never got around to reading it

stole answer key for final exam never got around to reading it  Lazy College Senior

Overslept For a 4pm class

Overslept For a 4pm class  Lazy College Senior