Woke up 3 minutes late for class Fuck it, I won't find parking anyways.

Woke up 3 minutes late for class Fuck it, I won't find parking anyways.  Lazy College Senior

What do golfers do When they retire?

What do golfers do When they retire?  Philosoraptor

In the little mermaid, King Trident has 7 daughters For the 7 seas

In the little mermaid, King Trident has 7 daughters For the 7 seas  Sudden Clarity Clarence

freeze mentos in ice cubes serve time bomb sodas

freeze mentos in ice cubes serve time bomb sodas  Troll Face

Admits feelings to best friend of two years "Oh,you always know how to make me laugh"

Admits feelings to best friend of two years

not sure if buying in bulk is going to save me money or im just going to eat twice as much

not sure if buying in bulk is going to save me money or im just going to eat twice as much  Futurama Fry

goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.

goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.  Socially Awkward Penguin

if you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone for future reference you can text that picture to people as a great excuse

if you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone for future reference you can text that picture to people as a great excuse   Actual Advice Mallard

The only reason I still use Facebook is so I can watch the people I hate become failures at life

The only reason I still use Facebook is so I can watch the people I hate become failures at life  Confession Bear

I slept in too late on my day off Now I have less time to do nothing

I slept in too late on my day off  Now I have less time to do nothing  First World Problems