Date asks if you'd like to go back to her place for coffee tells you she wants to be "just friends" over coffee

Date asks if you'd like to go back to her place for coffee tells you she wants to be

Accidently press unlock button miles from car better lock it to be sure

Accidently press unlock button miles from car better lock it to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Do you have a date for Valentines Day? Yes. February 14th

Do you have a date for Valentines Day? Yes.
February 14th   Schrute

If your S.O. wrongs you, don't vent to your parents about it You might forgive them one day but your parents won't.

If your S.O. wrongs you, don't vent to your parents about it You might forgive them one day but your parents won't.  Actual Advice Mallard

Goes on a date with a beautiful girl spent most of the time trying to hide erections

Goes on a date with a beautiful girl spent most of the time trying to hide erections  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Told my girlfriend we could probably afford a vacation in about a year. Oh, you mean for our honeymoon?

Told my girlfriend we could probably afford a vacation in about a year. Oh, you mean for our honeymoon?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You should give me a picture of your younger self So i can tell people we have a child

You should give me a picture of your younger self So i can tell people we have a child  Overly Attached Girlfriend

And what do we say to that 630AM workout? Not Today

And what do we say to that 630AM workout?  Not Today  Arya not today

Eat lunch in the dining hall by myself Set phone alarm to vibrate every 3 minutes so it looks like I'm texting someone

Eat lunch in the dining hall by myself Set phone alarm to vibrate every 3 minutes so it looks like I'm texting someone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Skips class from stress of skipping too many classes

Skips class from stress of skipping too many classes  Lazy College Senior