If you think about it, a kangaroo is just a t-rex deer

If you think about it, a kangaroo 
is just a t-rex deer  Kangaroo and T-rex

If where the magic happens is out of your comfort zone people must have really uncomfortable beds

If where the magic happens is out of your comfort zone people must have really uncomfortable beds  Philosoraptor

If good things come to those who wait why is procrastinating bad?

If good things come to those who wait  why is procrastinating bad?  Philosoraptor

How I feel When I find money in my pants

How I feel  When I find money in my pants   How I feel

Why don't you slip in something more comfortable Like a coma

Why don't you slip in something more comfortable
 Like a coma 
  Grumpy Cat

Knows our girlfriends and wives will want to see movies just for him Stars in good movies so we don't mind seeing them either.

Knows our girlfriends and wives will want to see movies just for him  Stars in good movies so we don't mind seeing them either.   Good Guy Ryan Gosling

While no one was looking, I put a rock in a spotlight at a contemporary art exhibit. I started looking at it and within 2 minutes 8 people were around it taking photos.

While no one was looking, I put a rock in a spotlight at a contemporary art exhibit. I started looking at it and within 2 minutes 8 people were around it taking photos.   The evilest thing I can imagine

IF they cheat with you They'll cheat on you

IF they cheat with you  They'll cheat on you   Actual Advice Mallard

we don't need no education Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.

we don't need no education  Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. 
  Why do we need education

Why did she friendzone me? I'm such a nice g-- You're ugly!

Why did she friendzone me? I'm such a nice g--  You're ugly!   Batman Slapping Robin