all my friends are poor So they cant afford to do any of the things i want to do

all my friends are poor So they cant afford to do any of the things i want to do  First World Problems

Someone stole my Galaxy S III Now I have to use my old iphone 5

Someone stole my Galaxy S III Now I have to use my old iphone 5  First World Problems

The waitress smiled at me and put a heart on the receipt So i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

The waitress smiled at me and put a heart on the receipt So i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious  Gettin Pretty Serious

12 other people live in this apartment building 12 times the chance someone will accidentally burn it down

12 other people live in this apartment building 12 times the chance someone will accidentally burn it down  Paranoid Parrot

I save all your voicemails and listen to them every morning

I save all your voicemails and listen to them every morning  Overly Attached Girlfriend

If your boyfriend wants to have anal sex and you don't Just tell him his dick is way too big

If your boyfriend wants to have anal sex and you don't Just tell him his dick is way too big  Actual Advice Mallard

Doesn't know the answer to your question answers question of her own choosing

Doesn't know the answer to your question answers question of her own choosing  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Not sure everyone else is a lightweight or i'm an alcoholic

Not sure everyone else is a lightweight or i'm an alcoholic  Futurama Fry

You know what will save your relationship? A baby

You know what will save your relationship? A baby  Malicious Advice Mallard

"The captain has turned on the fasten your seat belts sign" We're going down