I'm going to wear my letterman jacket around campus So everyone knows how cool i was in high school

I'm going to wear my letterman jacket around campus So everyone knows how cool i was in high school   College Freshman

The hot bartender said "Thanks, babe" when I tipped her So i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

The hot bartender said

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap  Mitch Hedberg Meme

Goes to the gym during the super bowl strongest person at the gym

Goes to the gym during the super bowl strongest person at the gym  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Who let the dogs out is a song about ugly girls in a club

Who let the dogs out is a song about ugly girls in a club  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Caught myself checking out a woman in a crowd It was my wife

Caught myself checking out a woman in a crowd It was my wife  Success Kid

Men: Wear Suits it's like when women wear lingerie, but you can wear it in public

Men: Wear Suits it's like when women wear lingerie, but you can wear it in public  Actual Advice Mallard

Only Facebook friend is Mom Cyberbullied

Only Facebook friend is Mom Cyberbullied  Bad Luck Brian

When walking around in unsafe areas at night, wear dark clothes and hooded sweatshirt Criminals tend not to start shit with other apparent criminals

When walking around in unsafe areas at night, wear dark clothes and hooded sweatshirt Criminals tend not to start shit with other apparent criminals  Actual Advice Mallard

I'm just going to enjoy this nature valley granola bar AAAAND IT'S everywhere.

I'm just going to enjoy this nature valley granola bar AAAAND IT'S everywhere.  aaaand its gone