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Jokingly asked new girlfriend to make me a sandwich after sex She asked me what I wanted on it and made it

Jokingly asked new girlfriend to make me a sandwich after sex She asked me what I wanted on it and made it Success Kid
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Why did the sea lion go to the Tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal.

Why did the sea lion go to the Tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal. Sea Lion Brian
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I'm a really fast walker And everyone else isn't

I'm a really fast walker And everyone else isn't First World Problems
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If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. No one will stop a guy running with a fire extinguisher.

If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. No one will stop a guy running with a fire extinguisher. Actual Advice Mallard
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gets mad while playing video games throws your controller

gets mad while playing video games throws your controller Scumbag Steve
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If the girl/guy you like doesn't text you back keep texting them until they do, they'll admire your perseverance

If the girl/guy you like doesn't text you back keep texting them until they do, they'll admire your perseverance Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you preface any insult with "no offense" you can say as many hurtful things as you want

If you preface any insult with
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oh, the food is too hot for your hand? quick, put it in your mouth

oh, the food is too hot for your hand? quick, put it in your mouth Scumbag Brain
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Trying to figure out where to take your girl for valentines day dinner? chicks love hooters

Trying to figure out where to take your girl for valentines day dinner? chicks love hooters Malicious Advice Mallard
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Didn't feel like attending Monday class Teacher didn't either

Didn't feel like attending Monday class Teacher didn't either Success Kid
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