Having a good conversation with hot chick outside bar, whip out wallet to show her something Suprise condom flies out and lands on her boob

Having a good conversation with hot chick outside bar, whip out wallet to show her something Suprise condom flies out and lands on her boob  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Professor thinks he is out of time, starts to wrap up lecutre "But, professor, you still have 30 minutes left."

Professor thinks he is out of time, starts to wrap up lecutre

If you're running from someone in a car and you're on foot Run in the direction opposite of the way the car is facing. The car will be forced to u-turn, giving you a head start

If you're running from someone in a car and you're on foot Run in the direction opposite of the way the car is facing. The car will be forced to u-turn, giving you a head start  Actual Advice Mallard

what if i told you "sexually oblivious girl" just acts oblivious because she doesn't find you attractive

what if i told you

Just the tip? Great! I thought we were going to split the bill.

Just the tip? Great! I thought we were going to split the bill.  Sexually Oblivious Female

I see we still have 30 minutes of sleep until the alarm goes off Better wake you up every 2 minutes to see how much sleep you still have

I see we still have 30 minutes of sleep until the alarm goes off Better wake you up every 2 minutes to see how much sleep you still have  Scumbag Brain

Love is in the air? Get out the gas mask

Love is in the air? Get out the gas mask  Grumpy Cat

Go back to your place for a drink? We're already at a bar silly!

Go back to your place for a drink? We're already at a bar silly!  Sexually Oblivious Female

That guy just said he'd give me a pearl necklace for free

That guy just said 
he'd give me a pearl necklace for free  Sexually Oblivious Female

Loses a bet We didn't shake on it

Loses a bet  We didn't shake on it  Scumbag Steve