Uses dating website after divorce and finds 100% match is ex-wife

Uses dating website after divorce and finds 100% match is ex-wife  Bad Luck Brian

Turn around to buckle my son in his carseat on way to his 4th birthday party He's already done it and is holding his hand up for a high 5

Turn around to buckle my son in his carseat on way to his 4th birthday party He's already done it and is holding his hand up for a high 5  Success Kid

was i a Boy scout? no. when i was your age, we had the war.

was i a Boy scout? no. when i was your age,    we had the war.  overly manly man

You went to the doctor for a tummy ache? How many purses did they prescribe you?

You went to the doctor for a tummy ache? How many purses did they prescribe you?  overly manly man

Incredibly attractive woman friend takes her clothes off in front of me Because I'm so far in the friendzone she doesn't view me as a "man"

Incredibly attractive woman friend takes her clothes off in front of me Because I'm so far in the friendzone she doesn't view me as a

Finds 99% match on Okcupid Knows her in real life and was already rejected

Finds 99% match on Okcupid Knows her in real life and was already rejected  Bad Luck Brian

Brings nothing to Potluck Lunch Piles plate high, takes 2 cans of pop, and leaves with unopened bag of chips.

Brings nothing to Potluck Lunch Piles plate high, takes 2 cans of pop, and leaves with unopened bag of chips.  Scumbag Steve

Benson, be a dear and open the sliding glass door I wish to defend my honor against this identical rapscallion

Benson, be a dear and open the sliding glass door I wish to defend my honor  against this identical rapscallion  Old Money Dog

Saw a girl putting on makeup and said, "why bother" she walked away before I could say "You don't even need it"

Saw a girl putting on makeup and said,

Not sure if Actual Advice Mallard Or Malicious Advice Mallard

Not sure if Actual Advice Mallard Or Malicious Advice Mallard  Futurama Fry