If you are going to break up with your girlfriend hide your valuables beforehand

If you are going to break up with your girlfriend hide your valuables beforehand  Actual Advice Mallard

They made me choose: them or my online poker addiction My clubs beat their hearts

They made me choose: them or my online poker addiction My clubs beat their hearts  Vengeance Dad

Just gonna have one fry on the way home Aaaaand they're gone

Just gonna have one fry on the way home Aaaaand they're gone  aaaand its gone

Takes a shit with the bathroom door open Has company over

Takes a shit with the bathroom door open Has company over  Insanity Wolf

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses

Knock Knock.  Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses  Anti-Joke Chicken

the remote start in my car doesn't turn on my heated seats

the remote start in my car doesn't turn on my heated seats  First World Problems

Complains about being poor Smokes a pack a day

Complains about being poor Smokes a pack a day  Scumbag Steve

Dating 6 Weeks: Pins wedding invitations and baby announcements to Pintrest

Dating 6 Weeks: Pins wedding invitations and baby announcements to Pintrest  Overly Attached Girlfriend

complains about being poor throws his small change in the trash

complains about being poor throws his small change in the trash  Scumbag Steve

Medicine? You mean alcohol

Medicine? You mean alcohol  overly manly man