Can i borrow your phone to call my mom? sure, just hit the redial button

Can i borrow your phone to call my mom? sure, just hit the redial button   Inception

Contains vast amount of childhood memories, life experiences, etc... When your girlfriend asks you to tell her a story... Remembers nothing

Contains vast amount of childhood memories, life experiences, etc... When your girlfriend asks you to tell her a story... Remembers nothing  Scumbag Brain

I want you to use your creativity Here's a list of things you have to include

I want you to use your creativity Here's a list of things you have to include  Unhelpful High School Teacher

TACOS ARE LIKE MEXICO SANDWICHES

TACOS ARE LIKE MEXICO SANDWICHES  10 Guy

build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life

build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day  set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life  Malicious Advice Mallard

They said I would miss my family I would never miss from close range.

They said I would miss my family I would never miss from close range.  Vengeance Dad

Spell a word so wrong even google can't figure out what i mean

Spell a word so wrong even google can't figure out what i mean  First World Problems

Your age is the number of times you went around the sun

Your age is the number of times you went around the sun  Sudden Clarity Clarence

What if redheads started the rumour that they're great in bed because they know they are close to extinction

What if redheads started the rumour that they're great in bed because they know they are close to extinction   conspiracy keanu

What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel Is just another vagina

What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel Is just another vagina  Philosoraptor