curses like a sailor's whore around friends Cleans it up around their families

curses like a sailor's whore around friends Cleans it up around their families  Misc

IF YOU WRITE "U" INSTEAD OF "YOU" I IMMEDIATELY ASSUME YOU'RE AN IDIOT

IF YOU WRITE

Is it nice touching what your child will one day drink milk from?

Is it nice touching what your child will one day drink milk from?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

The resolution on my new monitor is so high I struggle to find good looking desktop background images

The resolution on my new monitor is so high I struggle to find good looking desktop background images  First World Problems

I wish my family wasn't so rich then maybe i could have a poor persons work ethic like you

I wish my family wasn't so rich then maybe i could have a poor persons work ethic like you  First World Problems

Spends all semester trying to sleep with girl gets her pregnant

Spends all semester trying to sleep with girl gets her pregnant  Bad Luck Brian

Overslept for work Makes you dream you're already at work so you don't get up.

Overslept for work Makes you dream you're already at work so you don't get up.  Scumbag Brain

Complains about students on phones in class spends first thirty minutes of class off topic, talking about her kids

Complains about students on phones in class spends first thirty minutes of class off topic, talking about her kids  Scumbag Teacher

If you let your kids run around a restaurant unattended I immediately assume that you're a terrible parent

If you let your kids run around a restaurant unattended  I immediately assume that you're a terrible parent  Confession Bear

Girl invites me into her apartment on first date have loud and uncontrollable diarrhea in her bathroom after sushi dinner

Girl invites me into her apartment on first date have loud and uncontrollable diarrhea in her bathroom after sushi dinner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin