Hears knock at the door Stops everything and pretends no one is home

Hears knock at the door Stops everything and pretends no one is home  Socially Awkward Penguin

failing class mom emails professor asking for extra credit

failing class mom emails professor asking for extra credit  College Freshman

Sends flowers anonymously to the girl I like with a witty card and a hint that its me Thinks its her ex boyfriend and gets back together with him

Sends flowers anonymously to the girl I like with a witty card and a hint that its me Thinks its her ex boyfriend and gets back together with him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

quit my job on the spot three people quit with me

quit my job on the spot three people quit with me  Success Kid

not sure if roommate keeps getting texts or if she's using her vibrator

not sure if roommate keeps getting texts or if she's using her vibrator  Futurama Fry

Breaks up with you Writes song about how you broke her heart

Breaks up with you Writes song about how you broke her heart
  Underly Attached Girlfriend

you took a bullet for me but didn't die? That's it. We're through.

you took a bullet for me but didn't die? That's it. We're through.   Underly Attached Girlfriend

Walks to car, forgot keys in room No class today

Walks to car, forgot keys in room No class today  Lazy College Senior

YO DAWG I HEAR YOU LIKE FIRE AND COPS SO WE HAD A FIRED COP FIRE AT COPS, GET FIRED AT BY COPS AND GET SET ON FIRE BY COPS

YO DAWG I HEAR YOU LIKE 
FIRE AND COPS SO WE HAD A FIRED COP FIRE AT COPS, GET FIRED AT BY COPS AND GET SET ON FIRE BY COPS  Xzibit meme

The barista made a heart in my foam So i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

The barista made a heart in my foam  So i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious  Gettin Pretty Serious