School doesn't observe National Holiday? I do.

School doesn't observe National Holiday? I do.  Lazy College Senior

I'm angry because you gave that girl more attention than me. Even if it was medical attention.

I'm angry because you gave that girl more attention than me. Even if it was medical attention.   Overly Attached Girlfriend

Want to get your server's attention? Snap your fingers at them.

Want to get your server's attention?
 Snap your fingers at them.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are going out with your wife Tell her the reservation is 45 minutes earlier than it is. That way you'll only be 15 minutes late.

If you are going out with your wife Tell her the reservation is 45 minutes earlier than it is. That way you'll only be 15 minutes late.  Actual Advice Mallard

Puts wedding ring into girlfriends food at romantic dinner she doesn't notice it and bites onto it and her teeth shatters.

Puts wedding ring into girlfriends food at romantic dinner she doesn't notice it and bites onto it and her teeth shatters.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl admits she likes me We talk about it and she decides she doesn't.

Girl admits she likes me We talk about it and she decides she doesn't.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Doctor says "I'll see you soon" as I'm leaving He's not telling me something

Doctor says

students complain that nothing she taught is on the test "it's not my job to make sure that you know everything for your test"

students complain that nothing she taught is on the test

Broke up with ex-girlfriend a year ago still pays me back the money she owes me, today

Broke up with ex-girlfriend a year ago still pays me back the money she owes me, today  Success Kid

One Does Not Simply Order Subway without saying "Ummm"

One Does Not Simply Order Subway without saying