I have a pet mole i think you know why

I have a pet mole i think you know why  Hipster Kitty

They stole my lunch money I stole their sister's innocence

They stole my lunch money I stole their sister's innocence  Karate Kyle

If I could rearrange the alphabet... I would "P" on "U"

If I could rearrange
the alphabet... I would

I Do Cocaine awareness classes for my son's school.

I Do Cocaine awareness classes for my son's school.  Successful Black Man

Humanity descended from one man and one woman Who only had sons

Humanity descended from one man and one woman Who only had sons  Advice God

Lecturer asks question. I know the answer. Don't Answer.

Lecturer asks question. I know the answer. Don't Answer.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell women they can't preach don't punish them for preaching

Tell women they can't preach don't punish them for preaching  Advice God

Says I entered wrong password Someone hacked my account

Says I entered wrong password Someone hacked my account  Paranoid Parrot

Love all humans flood the world and only tell a drunk

Love all humans flood the world and only tell a drunk  Advice God

my family is cold and misunderstood. Can we crash in the corner for tonight? Or squish my wife. That's cool too.

my family is cold and misunderstood. Can we crash in the corner for tonight? Or squish my wife. That's cool too.  Misunderstood Spider