Hipsters y u no kill uself? then u b underground

Hipsters y u no kill uself? then u b underground   Y U No

Have to wake up early for an important meeting set 6 alarms

Have to wake up early for an important meeting set 6 alarms  Paranoid Parrot

Take drug test 100%

Take drug test 100%  Courage Wolf

Create a reality in which it is logically impossible to be both all-knowing and all-powerful. Claim to be both all-knowing and all-powerful.

Create a reality in which it is logically impossible to be both all-knowing and all-powerful. Claim to be both all-knowing and all-powerful.  Advice God

Pretending to talk on phone in public to look important Phone actually rings

Pretending to talk on phone in public to look important Phone actually rings  Socially Awkward Penguin

thou shalt not kill Take the whole army with you, and go up and attack Ai. -- Joshua 8:1

thou shalt not kill Take the whole army with you, and go up and attack Ai. -- Joshua 8:1  Advice God

lab yields no results totally normal

lab yields no results totally normal  Science Major Mouse

Brush Teeth While Shitting multi-tasker

Brush Teeth While Shitting multi-tasker  Foul Bachelor Frog

Spend days researching a product to buy buy the first thing the store clerk recommends

Spend days researching a product to buy buy the first thing the store clerk recommends  Socially Awkward Penguin

LICENSE SUSPENDED FOR DUI RIDE LAWNMOWER TO AND FROM BAR

LICENSE SUSPENDED FOR DUI RIDE LAWNMOWER TO AND FROM BAR  Redneck Randal