Miss school / work for a week Nobody noticed.

Miss school / work for a week Nobody noticed.  Forever Alone

Give me a bottle of wine, some barry white and some mood lighting and in 5 minutes I will have sarah palin believing in the big bang

Give me a bottle of wine, some barry white and some mood lighting and in 5 minutes I will have sarah palin believing in the big bang  Neil deGrasse Tyson

Babe, I put the STD in Stud All I need is u

Babe, I put the STD in Stud All I need is u  Pickup-Line Panda

erased as well as possible scantron machine will still mark me wrong

erased as well as possible scantron machine will still mark me wrong   Paranoid Parrot

booty call? when did you butt dial me?

booty call? when did you butt dial me?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

hey billy i fucked your sister again i sure am lucky to have you as a brother

hey billy i fucked your sister again i sure am lucky to have you as a brother   Redneck Randal

Huuuuuugh lawrie Who who Who who

Huuuuuugh lawrie Who who
Who who  Wrong Lyrics Christina

collect menstrual blood in jars serve over spaghetti to homeless shelter

collect menstrual blood in jars serve over spaghetti to homeless shelter  Insanity Wolf

Give humans innate curiosity punish any who question me

Give humans innate curiosity punish any who question me  Advice God

I just ate a bunch of pills! where did you get them? from your closet.. Woah!Good luck with that kid.

I just ate a bunch of pills! where did you get them? from your closet.. Woah!Good luck with that kid.  Stare Dad