Um, no, I'm pretty sure Anne Frank DID write "The Diary of Anne Frank." Though if you want to let her know she didn't actually experience that atrocity, she might be happy to hear it.

Um, no, I'm pretty sure Anne Frank DID write

creator of 400 billion galaxies, each with hundreds of billions of stars in a universe billions of light years across easily upset by humans

creator of 400 billion galaxies, each with hundreds of billions of stars in a universe billions of light years across easily upset by humans   Advice God

untouched guitar in her room OMG Yeah i play guitar!!

untouched guitar in her room OMG Yeah i play guitar!!  Annoying Facebook Girl

Steal someone's identity Improve their life

Steal someone's identity Improve their life  Helpful Tyler Durden

bird singing outside bird flu carrier.

bird singing outside bird flu carrier.  Skeptical Hippo

No, we don't carry the Twilight books I burnt down the last bookstore i worked in that stocked it.

No, we don't carry the Twilight books I burnt down the last bookstore i worked in that stocked it.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Bloody nose Ebola

Bloody nose Ebola  Online Diagnosis Octopus

remember the last guy who quit? EXACTLY. you don't.

remember the last guy who quit? EXACTLY. you don't.  Courage Wolf

blink girl thinks you winked get laid

blink
girl thinks you winked get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

See the decapitated heads of various animals listen to their advice

See the decapitated heads of various animals listen to their advice  Insanity Wolf