hey, if you don't mind I think i'll just hang out on this wall over here... woah man, put down the shoe. I thought we were cool!

hey, if you don't mind I think i'll just hang out on this wall over here... woah man, put down the shoe. I thought we were cool!  Misunderstood Spider

No, you can't buy a book, photocopy it at Staples, and return it for a full refund. Thanks for alerting me to your cunning scheme, genius.

No, you can't buy a book, photocopy it at Staples, and return it for a full refund. Thanks for alerting me to your cunning scheme, genius.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

"Paranormal reality show" Isn't that an oxymoron?

posts racist comments about the japanese on facebook using his sony computer

posts racist comments about the japanese on facebook using his sony computer  Scumbag Steve

slowly rappels from the ceiling right in front of you "I just want to gaze into your beautiful eyes"

slowly rappels from the ceiling right in front of you

Walk down the hallway Make eye contact too soon

Walk down the hallway Make eye contact too soon  Socially Awkward Penguin

Order at the drive-thru Eat alone in the parking lot

Order at the drive-thru Eat alone in the parking lot  Socially Awkward Penguin

I hate crackers that are too salty and high on cholesterol

I hate crackers that are too salty and high on cholesterol  Successful Black Man

person at the drive-thru window doesn't give you a straw use their trachea

person at the drive-thru window doesn't give you a straw use their trachea  Insanity Wolf

Girl says "Look at my nails!" Lick her fingers

Girl says