IF we ever adopt, it has to be a boy I don't want you losing interest in me

IF we ever adopt, it has to be a boy I don't want you losing interest in me  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Out of milk for cereal Uses melted icecream

Out of milk for cereal Uses melted icecream  Foul Bachelor Frog

Driving home from work after a 12 hour shift every traffic light is green

Driving home from work after a 12 hour shift every traffic light is green  Success Kid

If it works in theory it also works in practice IN THEORY

If it works in theory it also works in practice IN THEORY  10 Guy

Have you read the book about anti-gravity? I heard it's impossible to put down

Have you read the book about anti-gravity? I heard it's impossible to put down  Bad Joke Eel

I keep the one tie i own, tied. because i don't know how to retie it.

I keep the one tie i own, tied. because i don't know how to retie it.  Confession Bear

Makes decision to stop wasting time on Facebook. Wastes time on Reddit instead.

Makes decision to stop wasting time on Facebook. Wastes time on Reddit instead.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

if a zombie apocalypse happens in vegas would it stay in vegas

if a zombie apocalypse happens in vegas would it stay in vegas  Philosoraptor

Makes fun of you for working at mcdonald's Has no job

Makes fun of you for working at mcdonald's Has no job  Scumbag Steve

I tell all my girlfriends you have a tiny penis so none of them will hit on you

I tell all my girlfriends you have a tiny penis so none of them will hit on you  Overly Attached Girlfriend