if popeye can squeeze open a can of spinach with one hand so hard its contents fly into the air what does he need it for?

if popeye can squeeze open a can of spinach with one hand so hard its contents fly into the air what does he need it for?  Philosoraptor

Man Have sex in psych ward fucking crazy

Man Have sex in psych ward fucking crazy  Confucius says

Your Sister got a B+ on her last test? Congrats, you an only child now

Your Sister got a B+ on her last test? Congrats, you an only child now  High Expectations Asian Father

i made some crack about dave's tie and the whole office laughed

i made some crack about dave's tie and the whole office laughed  Successful Black Man

i like my girls how i like my africa underdeveloped

i like my girls how i like my africa underdeveloped  Pedobear

She stole my heart. Now we're even.

She stole my heart.   Now we're even.  Karate Kyle

why are you slapping yourself in the head? I was just doing a quick sweep of your ear canal for bedbugs while you were sleeping.

why are you slapping yourself in the head? I was just doing a quick sweep of your ear canal for bedbugs while you were sleeping.  Misunderstood Spider

Rebecca Black can't decide on a seat? She can sit on me.

Rebecca Black can't decide on a seat? She can sit on me.  Pedobear

Acquaintance waves at you from close range High five them back

Acquaintance waves at you from close range High five them back  Socially Awkward Penguin

spend more than five minutes in shower roommates think i'm fapping

spend more than five minutes in shower roommates think i'm fapping  Paranoid Parrot