hi, i mummified this cricket for you you don't like mummified crickets. Gotcha

hi, i mummified this cricket for you you don't like mummified crickets. Gotcha  Misunderstood Spider

Why is twilight in the children's section? because the fireplace is already full

Why is twilight in the children's section? because the fireplace is already full  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Take phone out to check for messages nothing, pretend to text so no one thinks you're a loser

Take phone out to check for messages   nothing, pretend to text so no one thinks you're a loser
  Socially Awkward Penguin

Contribute comment to conversation spend Rest of day silent and thinking of better comments you could've made

Contribute comment to conversation spend Rest of day silent and thinking of better comments you could've made  Socially Awkward Penguin

stuck at red light status update

stuck at red light status update  Annoying Facebook Girl

more than one way to skin a cat? you're fucking fired.

more than one way to skin a cat? you're fucking fired.  Business Cat

You C cup? Why not A cup?

You C cup? Why not A cup?  High Expectations Asian Father

Rebbecca Black didn't put me in her Friday video Her funeral is Sunday

Rebbecca Black didn't put me in her Friday video  Her funeral is Sunday   Karate Kyle

Ya sure bro I'll join your peaceful anti-police brutality protest Starts violence

Ya sure bro I'll join your peaceful anti-police brutality protest Starts violence  Scumbag Steve

Take a family trip to greece THIS. IS. SPARTA.

Take a family trip to greece THIS. IS. SPARTA.  Over-used quote gibbon