You seem perky today ehh quite the contrary-- I was talking to your tits

You seem perky today ehh quite the contrary-- I was talking to your tits  Horny Harry

Somebody starts repeating a story they already told you before Still let them finish

Somebody starts repeating a story they already told you before Still let them finish  Socially Awkward Penguin

Eat you out? Do you want chinese, italian, or mexican?

Eat you out? Do you want chinese, italian, or mexican?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Get new removable shower head. Take shower 4 times a day.

Get new removable shower head. Take shower 4 times a day.  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Map in mall says YOU ARE HERE HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW

Map in mall says YOU ARE HERE HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW  Paranoid Parrot

I loved Fridays... ... Before Rebecca Black

I loved Fridays... ... Before Rebecca Black  Hipster Kitty

i need weed remover for my lawn.

i need weed remover for my lawn.  Successful Black Man

No your wrong, heaven does exist send me a postcard

No your wrong, heaven does exist send me a postcard  Skinhead John

Pizza delivery guy says "enjoy your food" you too

Pizza delivery guy says

They wouldn't let me play on the basketball team. What Basketball team?

They wouldn't let me play on the basketball team. What Basketball team?    Karate Kyle