Wow, We've been dating for nine months. We could have had a baby by now.

Wow, We've been dating for nine months. We could have had a baby by now.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I'm making you something really nice for your birthday A baby

I'm making you something really nice for your birthday A baby  Overly Attached Girlfriend

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth  drunk baby

Got a cute girl's number she texts in complete, articulate sentences

Got a cute girl's number she texts in complete, articulate sentences  Success Kid

As an only child I'm a third wheel to my parents all the time

As an only child I'm a third wheel to my parents all the time  Sudden Clarity Clarence

After 45 minutes alone in a restaurant a waiter kindly told me i'd been stood up I was waiting for my family

After 45 minutes alone in a restaurant a waiter kindly told me i'd been stood up I was waiting for my family  Socially Awkward Penguin

I noticed you fast forward your dvr up to five arrow speed i too like to live dangerously

I noticed you fast forward your dvr up to five arrow speed i too like to live dangerously  Dangerously - Austin Powers

when ever i only see white people around i assume im in a good neighbourhood

when ever i only see white people around i assume im in a good neighbourhood  Confession Bear

If your girlfriend starts a conversation with "Can i tell you something without starting a fight?" You're gonna have a bad time

If your girlfriend starts a conversation with

You can't clean something Without something else getting dirty

You can't clean something Without something else getting dirty  Sudden Clarity Clarence