Remember what you did to my kid? He's coming back.

Remember what you did to my kid? He's coming back.  Advice God

I will drown you in compliments for your new haircut

I will drown you in compliments for your new haircut  Dating Site Murderer

We're going to kill this meme in less than a day

We're going to kill this meme in less than a day  Dating Site Murderer

They will never find your body as attractive as I do.

They will never find your body as attractive as I do.  Dating Site Murderer

I Killed my girlfriend In a game of super smash bros

I Killed my girlfriend In a game of super smash bros  Dating Site Murderer

i want to watch you die of laughter when we watch this youtube video

i want to watch 
you die of laughter when we watch this youtube video  Dating Site Murderer

I left my family money for dinner

I left my family money for dinner  Successful Black Man

Shakespeare, but, like in English? You're going to drop out as soon as you're 16, aren't you?

Shakespeare, but, like in English? You're going to drop out as soon as you're 16, aren't you?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

i can't wait to whip you into shape for that marathon you were telling me about

i can't wait to 
whip you into shape for that marathon you were telling me about  Dating Site Murderer

I'M GOING TO BURN YOU the best mixtape you have ever heard

I'M GOING TO BURN YOU the best mixtape you have ever heard  Dating Site Murderer