Make dinner for two don't have to cook tomorrow

Make dinner for two don't have to cook tomorrow   Forever Alone

What do you mean you dont suck dick?

What do you mean you dont suck dick?  Serious fish SpongeBob

first day of spanish class Languages: English, Spanish.

first day of spanish class Languages: English, Spanish.  Annoying Facebook Girl

If people are always finding jesus in prison does that mean he's a felon?

If people are always finding jesus in prison does that mean he's a felon?  Philosoraptor

You want a FIRST edition of "The Iliad"? Sure. You build the fire, and I'll warm up my voice. I hope my ancient Greek's not too rusty.

You want a FIRST edition of

girls y u no respond to my texts in a timely manner??

girls y u no respond to my texts in a timely manner??  Y U No

I will eat your baby carrots if you don't like them.

I will eat your baby carrots if you don't like them.  Dating Site Murderer

If Muslims can't draw pictures of Muhammed how do they know what he looks like

If Muslims can't draw pictures of Muhammed how do they know what he looks like  Philosoraptor

breath smells? use deodorant

breath smells? use deodorant  Insanity Wolf

Leave postit note for roommate on fridge Throw 6 drafts in the trash

Leave postit note for roommate on fridge Throw 6 drafts in the trash  Socially Awkward Penguin