foot outside the covers that's how they grab you

foot outside the covers that's how they grab you  Paranoid Parrot

sit on hand to make it numb watch titanic holding it

sit on hand to make it numb watch titanic holding it  Forever Alone

Person responds only using one word I'm bothering them

Person responds only using one word I'm bothering them  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Our online ordering service is temporarily down. Please call us to place your pizza order." starve

summary of Organic Chemistry carbon is a whore

summary of Organic Chemistry carbon is a whore  Science Major Mouse

I will cook your family the most memorable meal they have ever eaten

I will cook your family the most memorable meal they have ever eaten   Dating Site Murderer

Hear your neighbors leaving as you're about to open the door LEAVE APARTMENT LATER

Hear your neighbors leaving as you're about to open the door LEAVE APARTMENT LATER  Socially Awkward Penguin

Piss in Sink environmentalist

Piss in Sink environmentalist  Foul Bachelor Frog

Someone tells you to stop apologizing Say Sorry

Someone tells you to stop apologizing  Say Sorry  Socially Awkward Penguin

i'm going to remove your heart burn medicine from the cabinet, it's expired

i'm going to remove your heart burn medicine from the cabinet, it's expired  Dating Site Murderer