MAKE UNIVERSE FOR HUMANS MAKE A QUADRILLION TIMES MORE SPACE THAN NEEDED

MAKE UNIVERSE FOR HUMANS MAKE A QUADRILLION TIMES MORE SPACE THAN NEEDED  Advice God

Ill scoop out your guts but you still have to carve your pumpkin.

 Ill scoop out your
guts but you still have to carve your pumpkin.  Dating Site Murderer

head itches a little oh god head lice

head itches a little oh god head lice  Paranoid Parrot

Gotta have my bowl Gotta have cereal

Gotta have my bowl Gotta have cereal  Stoner Dog

invent asian girlfriend online she's also a racist loser

invent asian girlfriend online she's also a racist loser  Forever Alone

HEY! Does this smell like chloroform?

HEY! Does this smell like chloroform?  Creeper Canine

sin it's what you get when you take the A's out of Asian

sin it's what you get when you take the A's out of Asian  Tiger Mom

Dad! I need your help! *fap fap fap* ... *fap fap fap*

Dad! I need your help! *fap fap fap* ... *fap fap fap*  Stare Dad

Fraudulently lend billions of dollars to people who have no hope of repaying it have the fed bail you out

Fraudulently lend billions of dollars to people who have no hope of repaying it have the fed bail you out  Scumbag Steve

BREATHE IN SECONDHAND SMOKE LUNG CANCER

BREATHE IN SECONDHAND SMOKE LUNG CANCER  Paranoid Parrot