Type-A Personality? Why not A+?

Type-A Personality? Why not A+?  High Expectations Asian Father

Girlfriend doest reply to text Its over

Girlfriend doest reply to text Its over  Paranoid Parrot

My Slave Has an Assistant

My Slave Has an Assistant  Rich Raven

I beat my wife and kids in a rousing game of monopoly

I beat my wife and kids in a rousing game of monopoly  Successful Black Man

cell phone rings it was on the TV

cell phone rings it was on the TV  Forever Alone

I don't rape bears often, but when i do it's grizzly

I don't rape bears often, but when i do it's grizzly  Insanity Wolf

the end of days is coming next week I start working nights at my job

the end of days is coming next week I start working nights at my job  Ordinary Muslim Man

I never knew my father was such a big hockey fan

I never knew my father was such a big hockey fan  Successful Black Man

Didn't hear what someone said Laugh and hope it wasn't a question

Didn't hear what someone said Laugh and hope it wasn't a question  Socially Awkward Penguin

Lick off spoon back in drawer

Lick off spoon back in drawer  Foul Bachelor Frog