Wants to order a negra modelo the bartender is black

Wants to order a negra modelo  the bartender is black  Socially Awkward Penguin

If you'll just leave your resume on the table over there I'll sleep on it

If you'll just leave your resume on the table over there I'll sleep on it  Business Cat

WE'VE BEEN SHEDDING JOBS LEFT AND RIGHT BECAUSE OF THE RECESSION.

WE'VE BEEN SHEDDING JOBS LEFT AND RIGHT BECAUSE OF THE RECESSION.  Business Cat

I WILL FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND UP IF HE EVER HURTS YOU AGAIN.

I WILL FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND UP IF HE EVER HURTS YOU AGAIN.  Dating Site Murderer

walk by beggar on street pretend to see something interesting straight ahead

walk by beggar on street pretend to see something interesting straight ahead  Socially Awkward Penguin

TAKE CHINESE COOKING LESSONS WOK THIS WAY

TAKE CHINESE COOKING LESSONS WOK THIS WAY  Lame Pun Coon

I finally caught all 151 Pokemon. There are 646 Pokemon now.

I finally caught all 151 Pokemon. There are 646 Pokemon now.  The Rock Driving

Design parts to fit perfectly together Make one bleed every month, other one dangles precariously between legs

Design parts to fit perfectly together Make one bleed every month, other one dangles precariously between legs  Advice God

you can play any instrument you want. As long as its piano or violin.

you can play any instrument you want. As long as its piano or violin.  High Expectations Asian Father

Wear ripped up jeans all winter only shave where holes are

Wear ripped up jeans all winter only shave where holes are  Foul Bachelorette Frog