"Tell me something unique about yourself." Oh no.

Something smells fishy here. Hope you brought enough for the whole office.

Something smells fishy here. Hope you brought enough for the whole office.  Business Cat

What if Iron Man Was Anemic

What if Iron Man Was Anemic  Philosoraptor

Use beard trimmer on beard use beard trimmer on pubes

Use beard trimmer on beard use beard trimmer on pubes  Foul Bachelor Frog

Didn't file tax returns by deadline. Hear helicopters on April 16; government's coming for me!

Didn't file tax returns by deadline. Hear helicopters on April 16; government's coming for me!  Paranoid Parrot

Grab that ass and bring it back to this overturned horse trailer.

Grab that ass and bring it back to this overturned horse trailer.  Hood Dad

IT'S THE POLICE GREATEST HITS ALBUM. WANT TO LISTEN TO IT WITH ME?

IT'S THE POLICE GREATEST HITS ALBUM. WANT TO LISTEN TO IT WITH ME?  Successful Black Man

If a quiz makes you quizzical, then what does a test make you?

If a quiz makes you quizzical, then what does a test make you?  Philosoraptor

Realize you will pass someone ahead of you in the hall Slow down

Realize you will pass someone ahead of you in the hall Slow down  Socially Awkward Penguin

New kid in class about halfway through the year By lunch he fits in better than you do

New kid in class about halfway through the year By lunch he fits in better than you do  Socially Awkward Penguin