Been using this new mode of transportation called the subway. You probably haven't heard of it. It's pretty underground.

Been using this new mode of transportation called the subway. You probably haven't heard of it.
It's pretty underground.  Oblivious Hipster

They tried to take my glasses I handed them their asses

They tried to take my glasses I handed them their asses  Karate Kyle

You just need to know concepts tests obscure facts

You just need to know concepts tests obscure facts  Engineering Professor

get dressed, put on makeup webcam photoshoot

get dressed, put on makeup webcam photoshoot  Annoying Facebook Girl

I like William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy for their songs.

I like William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy for their songs.  Hipster Kitty

I was high school valedictorian

I was high school valedictorian  Successful Black Man

A man who masterbates into a cube is a jack-in-the-box!

A man who masterbates into a cube is a jack-in-the-box!  Lame Pun Coon

Just got done blogging about the rise of corporate America Shuts down macbook and finishes starbucks

Just got done blogging about the rise of corporate America Shuts down macbook and finishes starbucks  Oblivious Hipster

40% test average no curve

40% test average no curve  Engineering Professor

Taco Bell? I only eat authentic mexican Chipotle

Taco Bell? I only eat authentic mexican Chipotle  Oblivious Hipster