dad says no Mom says yes!

dad says no Mom says yes!  Success Kid

guy asks how many people i've slept with half number and don't count blow jobs

guy asks how many people i've slept with  half number and don't count blow jobs  Foul Bachelorette Frog

You get C-section? Why not just get A-bortion?

You get C-section? Why not just get A-bortion?  High Expectations Asian Father

Grab bull by the horns. Ride it 'till it dies.

Grab bull by the horns. Ride it 'till it dies.  Courage Wolf

give cigarettes to kids parents see kids smoking, take active role in their children's health

give cigarettes to kids parents see kids smoking, take active role in their children's health  Helpful Tyler Durden

get text to hang out next text: "oh sorry, wrong person"

get text to hang out next text:

must talk to department chair to avoid retaking a transferred class retake class instead

must talk to department chair to avoid retaking a transferred class retake class instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has a Ph.d Can't speak english

Has a Ph.d Can't speak  english  Engineering Professor

Pearl Jam? No, strawberry is my favorite!

Pearl Jam? No, strawberry is my favorite!  Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

I can't get no satisfaction? I didn't know you listened to britney spears!

I can't get no satisfaction? I didn't know you listened to britney spears!  Musically Oblivious 8th Grader