"I think we have time for one more example" class ended five minutes ago

DUCK DUCK GOOSE PICK THE FAT KID

DUCK DUCK GOOSE PICK THE FAT KID  Socially awesome kindergartener

my clothes are dirty time to go shopping

my clothes are dirty time to go shopping  Rich Raven

Two antennae meet on a rooftop, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much... but the reception was great

Two antennae meet on a rooftop, fall in love and get married.  The ceremony wasn't much... but the reception was great  Lame Pun Coon

Write long e-mail get one word response

Write long e-mail get one word response  Engineering Professor

cleaning lady comes in is that a fucking vacuum?!

cleaning lady comes in  is that a fucking vacuum?!  Business Cat

mom packs oreos for lunch I am the queen of trade

mom packs oreos for lunch I am the queen of trade  Socially awesome kindergartener

Went to eye doctor 20/20 vision

Went to eye doctor 20/20 vision  Sad Hipster

hit bandwidth cap for the month goes into withdrawal

hit bandwidth cap for the month goes into withdrawal  Torrenting Turtle

what's the best thing about having your own office? Farting whenever the fuck i want to

what's the best thing about having your own office? Farting whenever the fuck i want to  Inception