I tell dumb people I don't know how to do something Because its difficult to explain it to them

I tell dumb people I don't know how to do something Because its difficult to explain it to them  Confession Bear

Found courage to talk to cute deaf girl in class who can read lips Asks what her favorite band is

Found courage to talk to cute deaf girl in class who can read lips Asks what her favorite band is  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sometimes I don't wash my hands in public bathrooms Because I trust my penis more than I trust the things I'd have to touch to wash my hands

Sometimes I don't wash my hands in public bathrooms Because I trust my penis more than I trust the things I'd have to touch to wash my hands  Confession Bear

WELCOME TO Your 30's Where every weekend is a baby shower and the hangovers last for two days

WELCOME TO Your 30's Where every weekend is a baby shower and the hangovers last for two days  Whose Line

Embarrasses you Points out how red your face is so everyone stares

Embarrasses you Points out how red your face is so everyone stares  Scumbag Steve

Nascar Car Crashes? You mean the elimination round

Nascar Car Crashes? You mean the elimination round  overly manly man

Always tell people when you have feelings for them worst case scenario is that you stopped being a pussy and got it off your chest

Always tell people when you have feelings for them worst case scenario is that you stopped being a pussy and got it off your chest  Courage Wolf

Don’t Make Decisions When You’re Angry Don’t Make Promises When You’re Happy

Don’t Make Decisions When You’re Angry Don’t Make Promises When You’re Happy  Actual Advice Mallard

I've been married to a vegetarian for 4 years She cooks meat for me

I've been married to a  vegetarian for 4 years She cooks meat for me  Success Kid

I dont delete trashy/ghetto facebook friends because their statuses make me feel better about myself.

I dont delete trashy/ghetto facebook friends because their statuses make me feel better about myself.  Confession Bear