Hey bro, can I bum a cigarette? Pulls out unopened pack an hour later

Hey bro, can I bum a cigarette? Pulls out unopened pack an hour later  Scumbag Steve

A girl sits next to me in a bus Afraid to look at her

A girl sits next to me in a bus Afraid to look at her  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Let there be light" Sun gives you cancer

Hermione, I'm so horny Well, I guess I could help you out, as a friend... I want anal

Hermione, I'm so horny Well, I guess I could help you out, as a friend... I want anal  Horny Harry

THERE ARE NO FAT TIGERS

THERE ARE NO FAT TIGERS  Courage Wolf

asks to borrow electric razor shaves pubes with it

asks to borrow electric razor shaves pubes with it  Scumbag Steve

Fapping so hard in bed that you're sweating by the time you finish Cardio

Fapping so hard in bed that you're sweating by the time you finish Cardio  Foul Bachelor Frog

Did you hear that Optimus Prime discovered religion? It was a Transformative experience!

Did you hear that Optimus Prime discovered religion? It was a Transformative experience!  Lame Pun Coon

Butterflies in your stomach? Digest them

Butterflies in your stomach? Digest them  Insanity Wolf

every atom in your body was once part of a star fuck shit up

every atom in your body was once part of a star fuck shit up  Courage Wolf