I want to push you down the stairs so you break your legs and call in Then i could cuddle you allllll day

I want to push you down the stairs so you break your legs and call in  Then i could cuddle you allllll day  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Unexpectedly got laid Was wearing matching bra & panties

Unexpectedly got laid Was wearing matching bra & panties  Success Kid

It's my first time visiting a website now i have to type the whole URL like an animal

It's my first time visiting a website now i have to type the whole URL like an animal  First World Problems

If you're single and you move into an apartment with a couple you are going to start getting on their nerves no matter what you do

If you're single and you move into an apartment with a couple  you are going to start getting on their nerves no matter what you do  Actual Advice Mallard

Got glasses to correct vision Girlfriend got better looking instead of uglier

Got glasses to correct vision Girlfriend got better looking instead of uglier  Success Kid

My parents make just enough to not qualify for financial aid. But not enough to help me out with college at all.

My parents make just enough to not qualify for financial aid.  But not enough to help me out with college at all.  First World Problems

I want a new PC but my wife thinks it's a waste of money because our current one is just fine So I installed some malware to slow it down, and now she's on board

I want a new PC but my wife thinks it's a waste of money because our current one is just fine So I installed some malware to slow it down, and now she's on board  Confession Bear

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU DISAPPOINTS ME

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU DISAPPOINTS ME  Grumpy Cat

I have a good memory But I pretend I do not remember to avoid being considered as a stalker.

I have a good memory But I pretend I do not remember to avoid being considered as a stalker.  Confession Bear

charges everyone $10 to cover alcohol costs calls cops on his own party after an hour and sells the liquor

charges everyone $10 to cover alcohol costs calls cops on his own party after an hour and sells the liquor  Scumbag Steve