Happy B-day? why no Happy a+day?

Happy B-day? why no Happy a+day?  High Expectations Asian Father

somebody bumps into you SAY SORRY

somebody bumps into you SAY SORRY  Socially Awkward Penguin

I WILL SLICE YOU UP a piece of my famous pound cake

I WILL SLICE YOU UP a piece of my famous pound cake  Dating Site Murderer

Spanish Inquisition you can't expect that!

Spanish Inquisition you can't expect that!  Bill O Reilly

Happy birthday text from sprint

Happy birthday text from sprint  Forever Alone

Are you a Mary Kay rep? Because you're giving me lipstick.

Are you a 
Mary Kay rep? Because you're
giving me lipstick.  Pickup-Line Panda

becomes bartender at a party slowly and carefully pours one ounce aliquots

becomes bartender at a party slowly and carefully pours one ounce aliquots  Science Major Mouse

Hear Sir mix a lot's Big Butts /r/askreddit about evolutionary basis for the song's thesis

Hear Sir mix a lot's Big Butts /r/askreddit about evolutionary basis  for  the song's thesis  Science Major Mouse

accidentally 'like' friend's mom's relationship status becoming complicated get flirty PM from her

accidentally 'like' friend's mom's relationship status becoming complicated get flirty PM from her  Socially Awesome Penguin

Download a million books Surf reddit all day

Download a million books Surf reddit 
all day  Torrenting Turtle