Ask a question in class don't pay attention to answer due to subsequent adrenaline rush

Ask a question in class don't pay attention to answer due to subsequent adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't care if you were saying "Bless you" to someone who sneezed you were talking during a test, you get a zero and a detention

I don't care if you were saying

I noticed you don't have a case on your iPhone i too like to live dangerously

I noticed you don't have a case on your iPhone i too like to live dangerously  Dangerously - Austin Powers

Walks extremely drunk girl home she forgets who he is, gets him arrested for attempted rape

Walks extremely drunk girl home she forgets who he is, gets him arrested for attempted rape  Bad Luck Brian

I only stay friends with my ex on Facebook Because watching her get fatter makes me laugh.

I only stay friends with my ex on Facebook Because watching her get fatter makes me laugh.  Confession Bear

Actually make it to morning class for once Skip rest of the day as a reward

Actually make it to morning class for once Skip rest of the day as a reward  Lazy College Senior

Went Grocery shopping hungry Only bought what I needed

Went Grocery shopping hungry Only bought what I needed   Success Kid

how do you find will smith in a snowstorm? you look for fresh prints

how do you find will smith in a snowstorm? you look for fresh prints  Bad Joke Eel

Finally managed to bring a girl home Farts freely in the morning not realizing she stayed the night

Finally managed to bring a girl home Farts freely in the morning not realizing she stayed the night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Burned my tongue I can't enjoy the rest of my hot chocolate

 Burned my tongue I can't enjoy the rest of my hot chocolate  First World Problems