Crush updates Facebook status 20 minutes to think of 2 word response

Crush updates Facebook status 20 minutes to think of 2 word response  Socially Awkward Penguin

You're getting all hot and bothered? Sorry, I'll go turn on the air conditioning.

You're getting all hot and bothered? Sorry, I'll go turn on the air conditioning.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Add female friend on facebook Immediately look through photo albums for bikini pics

Add female friend
on facebook Immediately look through
photo albums for bikini pics  Foul Bachelor Frog

See a girl while on vacation in Antarctica act like a penguin

See a girl while on vacation in Antarctica  act like a penguin  Socially Awkward Penguin

My job as an undertaker is quite secure. People are just dying for me to stay in business!

My job as an undertaker is quite secure. People are just dying for me to stay in business!  Lame Pun Coon

Group picture! you take it.

Group picture! you take it.  Forever Alone

I need papers Handed in to me by 3pm

I need papers Handed in to me by 3pm  Rasta Science Teacher

I need a new coke supplier It would cost a fortune to switch everything to Pepsi at this point

I need a new coke supplier It would cost a fortune to switch everything to Pepsi at this point  Successful Black Man

Spring has arrived. You know what that means! Open Window Pie Season!

Spring has arrived.
You know what that means! Open Window Pie Season!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

The best game to play during severe weather? TWISTER!

The best game to play during severe weather? TWISTER!  Lame Pun Coon