"Only two minutes of class left?" "Looks like I'll just have to rush through this last concept that is crucial to your understanding of the course."

Creates 20 crappy Memes a day makes everyone appreciate old memes more

Creates 20 crappy Memes a day makes everyone appreciate old memes more  Helpful Tyler Durden

Forgot to eat breakfast Someone brought doughnuts

Forgot to eat breakfast Someone brought doughnuts  Success Kid

single for two years saved enough money to pay off my student loans

single for two years saved enough money to pay off my student loans  Happy Forever Alone

says he'll redo your website everything in comic sans

says he'll redo your website everything in comic sans  Scumbag Steve

Public Restroom Aim along the edges to minimize sound

Public Restroom Aim along the edges to minimize sound  Socially Awkward Penguin

Random girl adds you as friend complains she has too many friends every week

Random girl adds you as friend complains she has too many friends every week   Annoying Facebook Girl

See a new guy at work OH GOD THEY're replacing me!

See a new guy at work OH GOD THEY're replacing me!  Paranoid Parrot

My Girifriend dumped me NOW I CAN WEAR MY FAVORITE SHIRT ALL THE TIME

My Girifriend dumped me NOW I CAN WEAR MY FAVORITE SHIRT ALL THE TIME  Happy Forever Alone

I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now

I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now  Lame Pun Coon