Made it through the winter With one pair of jeans

Made it through the winter With one pair of jeans  Foul Bachelor Frog

Interviewed for 8 jobs and got all 8 Now I have to call 7 of them back and decline

Interviewed for 8 jobs and got all 8 Now I have to call 7 of them back and decline   1990s Problems

Causes thousands of dollars in property damage Asks "did I do that" then proceeds to make obvious sexual advances towards your daughter

Causes thousands of dollars in property damage Asks

I noticed you pissed off the employees before ordering your fast food i too like to live dangerously

I noticed you pissed off the employees before ordering your fast food i too like to live dangerously  Dangerously - Austin Powers

Got audited by IRS They owed me $500

Got audited by IRS They owed me $500   Success Kid

I wanna get on the internet but my mom is waiting on an important call

I wanna get on the internet but my mom is waiting on an important call  1990s Problems

They wouldn't stop pulling my hair I wouldn't stop pulling the trigger

They wouldn't stop pulling my hair I wouldn't stop pulling the trigger  PTSD Clarinet Boy

We only had Recess so teachers could have their legally mandated breaks.

We only had Recess so teachers could have their legally mandated breaks.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I wanna call this girl from school but I'm afraid her dad will answer the phone

I wanna call this girl from school but I'm afraid her dad will answer the phone  1990s Problems

I paid off all my debts Now no one calls me

I paid off all my debts Now no one calls me  Forever Alone