A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse answers "i'm an alcoholic."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks

I HATED NICKELBACK BEFORE THEY SUCKED

I HATED NICKELBACK BEFORE THEY SUCKED  Hipster Kitty

Girl is giving you the eye Don't let her have it back

Girl is giving you the eye Don't let her have it back  Insanity Wolf

Projects y u all due at same time

Projects y u all due at same time  Y U No

Saves gecko from deadly plunge people start throwing crts out of their windows

Saves gecko from deadly plunge people start throwing crts out of their windows  Misunderstood Spider

I jumped a guy He accidentally left his headlights on and his battery went dead

I jumped a guy He accidentally left his headlights on and his battery went dead  Successful Black Man

pick nose throw booger behind couch

pick nose throw booger behind couch  Foul Bachelor Frog

fart in public start coughing instantly

fart in public start coughing instantly  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sends you invites to causes and charities she never donated to

Sends you invites to causes and charities she never donated to  Annoying Facebook Girl

I don't always fight my daughter's boyfriends But when I do, I fight them Punjabi Style

I don't always fight my daughter's boyfriends But when I do, 
I fight them
Punjabi Style  The Most Interesting Man In The World