420? No, the meeting's at 3:30.

420? No, the meeting's
at 3:30.  Successful Black Man

What did the angry balloon say to the woman? "Blow me!"

What did the angry balloon say to the woman?

Lose two pints of blood replace with whiskey

Lose two pints of blood replace with whiskey  Insanity Wolf

Which seat should I take? Car leaves

Which seat should I take? Car leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

half way through date with cute girl she mentions her boyfriend

half way through date with cute girl she mentions her boyfriend  Forever Alone

Friend eating a hamburger complains about greenhouse gasses. Explain that cows create more methane than any other source on Earth.

Friend eating a hamburger complains about greenhouse gasses. Explain that cows create more methane than any other source on Earth.  Science Major Mouse

We be rollin' another 2 hour lecture into a 30 minute block

We be rollin' another 2 hour lecture into a 30 minute block  Rasta Science Teacher

Christians don't believe women should make coffee The Bible has a whole book called Hebrews

Christians don't believe women should make coffee  The Bible has a whole book called Hebrews  Lame Pun Coon

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? it usually takes about one jewish person to do that

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? it usually takes about one jewish person to do that  Anti-Joke Chicken

Took a personality quiz Turns out i don't have one

Took a personality quiz Turns out i don't have one  Forever Alone