take shower constantly check corners of the ceiling for spiders

take shower constantly check corners of the ceiling for spiders  Paranoid Parrot

The attention from your Facebook Status updates Must do wonders for your self-esteem

The attention from your Facebook Status updates Must do wonders for
your self-esteem  Condescending Fox

Do something nice for a girl Think she's obligated to have sex with you

Do something nice for a girl Think she's obligated to have sex with you  Scumbag Steve

If life is so short... why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?

If life is so short...  why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?  Philosoraptor

Parachute won't open good thing I have an extra condom

Parachute won't open good thing I have an extra condom  Courage Wolf

I'll huff and I'll puff and then I'll fuck you in the ass

I'll huff and I'll puff and then I'll fuck you in the ass  Insanity Wolf

Guns have a five day waiting period fuck that shit

Guns have a five day waiting period fuck that shit  Crazy Fireworks Nerd

Rule #1 of dating Get her attention...

Rule #1 of dating Get her attention...  Crazy Fireworks Nerd

class time is for random discussions the book is your actual professor

class time is for random discussions the book is your actual professor  Engineering Professor

Spend entire weekend making her feel better So that she can patch things up with boyfriend

Spend entire weekend making her feel better So that she can patch things up with boyfriend  Forever Alone