The early bird gets the worm? False. Many nocturnal mammals eat the worms while birds sleep.

The early bird gets the worm? False. Many nocturnal mammals eat the worms while birds sleep.   Schrute

It's darkest just before dawn? False. Optimum darkness occurs at roughly 2 AM.

It's darkest just before dawn? False.  Optimum darkness occurs at roughly 2 AM.  Schrute

Your brain is saying "no"? Follow Your Heart

Your brain is saying

wanna spoon? for what, cereal?

wanna spoon? for what, cereal?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I don't always take Ritalin lets ride bikes

I don't always take Ritalin lets ride bikes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Not sure which cup is mine get new cup for the 4th time

Not sure which cup is mine get new cup for the 4th time  Paranoid Parrot

go to job interview. "where do you see yourself in 5 years?" fucking you in the ass

go to job interview.

Teacher calls me by a different name looks like im carl from now on

Teacher calls me by a different name looks like im carl from now on  Socially Awkward Penguin

During interview look at the picture on the interviewers desk and say "WHO'S THE CUNT?"

During interview look at the picture on the interviewers desk and say

I spent all night playing games to make Portal 2 release earlier It still gets released the same day.

I spent all night playing games to make Portal 2 release earlier It still gets released the same day.  The Rock Driving